Thursday, January 31, 2008

So how is med school going?

Oh that? It SUCKS!!! Big time. That's gonna be my response to anyone who ask me that from here on out. What type of person gives up their social life, any sort of free time, and locks themselves in their house for an ENTIRE WEEK, spends atleast 13-15 straight hours of studying a day only to find out they apparently studied NOTHING they were supposed to??? A MORON that's who! In case anyone is wondering, I did HORRIBLE on my block exam today. Which doesnt make any sense because I thought I was good to go. Apparently, I'm good to go repeat a Pathology course.
I think I'd make a great nurse.
You'd think that after my test I'd feel better and be able to relax for a few but no.
I'm off to go study for atleast a good 8 hours tonight for a cumulative pathology National Board exam tomorrow.
That I plan on failing.
I'm not bitter.....just apparently that stupid.


*This just in....it's OFFICIAL...a TORNADO touched down in the St. Matthew's mall parking lot, approximately 2 miles from our house, on tuesday evening. Our power went out multiple times and it sounded like our roof was going to come off and I believe my statement to Matthew was...."Do you think we should go downstairs?" response..."what you think the roof is going to come off or something? I think you'll be ok!"

Status: Toys R Us sign spun around, mall parking lot trashed, windows of the goodyear tire place blown out, windows at Mc Donalds blown out with tables and chairs tosed about, surrounding houses with shingles, shutters, and roof tiles missing. Hmmm, interesting, and we didnt even notice.

Monday, January 28, 2008

procrastinator extraordinaire

I'm just putting off studying more. Dont worry it's safe to read....
no dreams today, havent had time.
Right now i'm attempting to avoid typing a study guide of drugs for pharm. I've been concentrating on pharm since 12. took at break at 4 to shower. back at it til 7ish. After that i need to read about 30+ case studies for pathology. I'm starving. Waiting on matthew to get home so we can chow, we usually try to do dinner together.
I've already picked all the marshmallows out of my snack bowl of lucky charms.
better get back to the grind....just wanted to waste/enjoy a few minutes :)
♥ e

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Enough Already!!

Ok! Quick Quick post. I wasnt going to write today BUT....here's the thing....

So I was studying this morning from like 8-11 ish, took a shower, then laid in bed to study. At that point I fell asleep on my notes, luckily I had set my alarm just in case, because I noticed myself studying out of one eye, dozing off, etc. So I ended up taking about a 15 min snooze. During that time here's what happened.....

My friend Marissa and I are riding in a car with our other friend Marjorie. Not sure where we were going. I feel something wierd, reach up and grab a tooth that I bit down on and it then fell out of my mouth! (SURPRISE....YUP! AGAIN!!!) I turn to Marissa severly angry and frustrated and say very forcefully..."LOOK! See, it really is happening to me it's NOT a dream! What am I gonna do?". At this point, I REALLY thought it was real.

All of a sudden I'm with my dad and uncle who are looking in my mouth and trying to determine why my teeth are falling out. Andy tells me to keep washing my mouth out (like always..) as they continue to talk. So I do, small pieces and water, onto a paper towel. At that point they decide they are going to cut my skull off to look at my teeth from the inside and examine the angles of my mouth. (Crazy right?...and i still thought this was real)

Sara...if you're reading you may need to stop here, or prepare yourself with a glass of vino ;)

So dad and uncle saw my skull in half and remove it and i'm holding it looking at my mouth from the inside. I check out where my wisdom teeth have come in, I ask andy why some of my fillings are white, while others are silver, he mentions something about Alginin, meanwhile, I'm still not really thinking how i could be holding my skull/mouth and still be alive! I then notice, as dad and andy continue to discuss, that I can see all my brain structures (thalamus, gyri, cerebellum, med school crap i can't escape) and so on. As I'm looking at everything I notice that I am being very careful not to touch anything or disturb any structures because I dont want to get any bacteria in my brain! I also begin to think to myself, that the skull I'm holding with mouth, brain and all (still not concerned with how I'm still alive) is now starting to feel like the tissue of a cadaver, cold, and starting to become more solid. I know its gross, seriously this is what I have to live with :) Morbid thoughts and freaky dreams.

I then turn to my mom who is now in the room and franticly say..."Mom! they (dad and andy) need to make a decision and get this back on or I'm going to get Encephalitis!" (a swelling/infection of the actual brain material) She turns to the guys...."PUT IT BACK ON NOW!"...haha....thanks mom!

And that was it, alarm went off (still not aware this a dream, still think its real, never concerned about holding my brain) .... to myself, "Awwww crap, SERIOUSLY!! I had it AGAIN!!?? Damn it!" LOL....I need help!

Oh, and I dont think I was grounding my teeth this time, I was just about drooling w/ mouth open.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

i know it could be worse, but it still sucks

Obviously i havent had time to post lately. and I bet you thought i gave up on my pseudo-new year's resolution of taking a photograph a day....but dont worry i didnt. i just havent posted them yet so be prepared for a lot of pics at once, eventually. this post is probably going to be a bit erradic and hurried. i have about 3 hours of pharmacology studying to get through in about the next two hours. i've gotten a lot of studying in today but not near enough. Block exam is T minus 4 days, and pathology national shelf exam is 5 days away!!! holy hannah! (note: freaking out as i finish typing, it seems more real when its written down)
my body still hates me. for those that i havent talked to lately i'm really sorry. i'm not being lazy i promise. i have had SoOOOoo much going on lately. i had been in some pretty crappy discomfort since about last friday. if you remember, i felt like someone had hit me in the kidneys with a baseball bat??!! yea.... uh....that never really went away. So i've been debating all week on whether or not to go to the ER. took medicine and felt a little better for short periods of time, worked out and felt a little better. That didnt really last long. finally on friday, after starting to breathe shallow and still getting really wierd numbing sensations on my side, and then getting sharp pains by my spleen and kidney, i figured i should go to emergent care to atleast make sure my spleen wasn't about to explode (that's what it felt like). The doctor was having a really hard time figuring out what was wrong with me. DUH!! He asked me oodles of questions and finally said, well your not very helpful. Really? thanks. If i could have figured out what my symptoms were leaning towards i woudnt have come! I mean seriously, my pda got more action in the past week looking up symptoms and possible diagnoses than it has since i started med school. Finally, after they did a urine analysis and found tiny/trace amounts of blood in my urine, he decided i should get a CT scan to see if there was anything going on. We waited and he finally told us that there wasnt anything and the CT looked normal to the radiologist. So.....no kidney stone but i'm not entirely convinced. Talked to the path resident that i've been studying with and she said my diagnosis of "Costochondritis" wasnt really a good one and that a kidney stone if early could be radiolucent and not show up on the CT. Same thing the mama said. Costochondritis is an inflammation of my cartilage attaching all my ribs together. But, its supposedly is mostly in the area attaching the ribs to the sternum in the middle of the chest, not on the side where I'm hurting. Regardless, i'm taking a LOT of Motrin (dr approved amount), and still drinking a ridiculous amount of water.....no soft drinks *sigh*. Summary, i still feel like crap and i have a TON of studying still left.
Upside of the week......after studying from 8-5 on thursday we had a movie night with the girls. We kinda all felt like we deserved it and it was our last "break" before we locked ourselves up to study for a week. We went to dinner at Cheddar's and then had a 2.5 hr break, i went to barnes and noble to study, then met up again at 10 to see "27 Dresses" which is SUPER cute! I loved it :) Highly recommend seeing it with girlfriends, even though its not completely a "chick" flick.
Matthew is watching all the presidential primary crap, i'm so sick of hearing about all of it. it's really irritating and i just saw a reporter with THE worst spray tan, or makeup job one. Better get upstairs and get on that Pharm. Out of about 80 drugs that matthew was asking me about last night with my flash cards, i knew max. 5!! Yikes! next post will be much more interesting maybe even pics :)
*I dont usually pray for myself, but tonight I'm gonna ask for a little strength and Sanity!* ♥
ps. In case my mamaw reads this....sorry i used the word "suck" in the title, i know its not lady like ;)

Monday, January 21, 2008

What am i getting into?

I love when i get absolutely GREAT ideas from other people. Mimicry is the greatest form of flattery right?! So many THANKS THANKS THANKS to Alison for the inspiration to do a 365 day photo album. I'll take a picture a day and post them here. Now, I'm not one for new year's resolutions so this may be hard for me but I'm really gonna try on this one. I really enjoy taking pictures (even when it annoys other people!) and this is a great way for me to share the pictures that I love with everyone and maybe experiment a little with my photography skills, or lack thereof :).... Wish me luck!
~e

Sunday, January 20, 2008

if we could have a moment of silence

It's been pretty sad lookin' here at the tuemler house lately. Last weekend I actually made time to take down all of our Christmas decorations. And despite feeling extremely overwhelmed, after filling up 5 or so bins of Christmas goodies, and having a sore back the next day....it was quite an accomplishment for me to scratch that off the to do list. Now everything just looks out of place and empty. Mainly because I havent made time to put any decorations back up where the Christmas stuff used to be. My guess is it's probably going to stay like that at least until Feb 1st when I'm done with this block of testing. (Lord help me the next two weeks are gonna be RouGH!)

Currently....our house is FREEZING!! But, neither one of us wants to put the heater on because we get so hot in our room when we go to sleep, and I'm not really sure why because all of our vents are blocked by furniture for the most part. Matt said he's getting our chimney swept sometime soon, so we can start a fire. We'll see how that goes ;) My guess is we'll keep getting out more and more blankets to keep on our respective couches. The count is at three so far.

I feel like my toes are about to fall off, and my lips are chaped ( i hate that!). Maybe reminicing of my recently passed Christmas spirit will keep me warm while I go snuggle up to read cases for neuropathology....meanwhile matthew is finishing off his 2 pints of chocolate cold stone icecream!








Friday, January 18, 2008

WHY am I STILL awake??

Four years of high school, four years of college, four years of med school. By the time we graduate we're in our late 20s and we've never done anything except go to school and think about science. Time stops. We're socially retarded...
“Maybe we're not supposed to be happy. Maybe gratitude has nothing to do with joy. Maybe being grateful means recognizing what you have for what it is. Appreciating small victories. Admiring the struggle it takes simply to be human. Maybe we're thankful for the familiar things we know. And maybe we're thankful for the things we'll never know. At the end of the day, the fact that we have the courage to still be standing
is reason enough to celebrate.”~Meredith Grey

"Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us in the ass. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim. The world of pretend is a cage, not a cocoon. We can only lie to ourselves for so long. We are tired, we are scared, denying it doesn't change the truth. Sooner or later we have to put aside our denial and face the world. Head on, guns blazing.
De Nile. It's not just a river in Egypt, it's a freakin' ocean.
So how do you keep from drowning in it?”~Meredith Grey


I keep pressing my screen as hard as I can....

Nope! Still nothin'.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

in a flurry...

and IT strikes again.
quick one tonight, matthew has already turned
the lights out on me and left me downstairs.
i'm sure he is ready for bed and enjoying his
late night dose of Home Improvement....




expected forcast for tomorrow... a chance for a few inches
of my favorite precipitation!
(which means it may snow for 2 min)

tomorrow is the 17th of jan, approximately 1 month
until my birthday. i decided to post a pic of us celebrating
my 23rd last year.....sleding at my parents' house on
inflatable pool rafts. Yea. some may call it a little
redneck, i prefer innovative ;)

see, who says you have to grow up? if i had more time tonight,
i would have posted the pic of mom on the snowboard...
talk about entertainment!!

Monday, January 14, 2008

dang it.

I really wanted to make time to put up a post tonight :(
A good one, other than my usual ramblings. But, the evil med school monster reared its head.
This morning I had to admit a fake surgical mistake
made on a fake patient.
My day consisted of 4 hours of Pharmacology lecture.
The gym involved an hour on the elliptical...5 miles!!
...while watching Opera talk to a bunch of
people who lost 100+lbs.
Tonight my biggest accomplishments were completing a
Self Instructional module for Pharm and
a post communication quiz for ICM.
I've lost my cell phone somewhere in the house.
To top it all off...
Since approximately 9am I've felt like someone has
cracked me in the kidneys with a baseball bat.....
despite the effort of advil and alieve.
tomorrow.....i promise. ♥

Saturday, January 12, 2008

you may...or may not know...

1 my favorite color is green. not just any shade of green though. i'm not a fan of forest green. infact, i actually have a top 3-4 "favorite" colors and they rotate depending how i feel that day.

2 my obession with M.A.C. makeup could possibly be unhealthy. i swear....i really do need 42 different shades of eyeshadow.

3 in my opinion, cookie cakes taste much better completely covered with icing.

4 Currently, i have somewhere around 7 scrapbooks in the process of being put together...(Matthew&I: 9th grade to pre-wedding, Us: post wedding, two mini-scrapbooks I promised to finish for mom and beth, a coffee table scrapbook about 9-11, Tara's graduation mini-book that's essentially finished except for journaling, Mulcahy and McKinley family photos from 1900's on..which belonged to my great grandfather and therefore, when i copy/scan photos i cant take the book i have to do a few and return it to my grandma, Awards from school, dance, cheerleading, and volleyball, Delta Zeta scrapbook from undergrad, and Lucy Kate's first year.) *LK dont worry, as soon as there is time your book will be finished first. i get bored with pictures of myself, but baby pages are oh so cute and fun to create.

5 i used to bite my fingernails until i decided i liked long nails, and realized i couldnt afford acrylics every 2-3 weeks. so i started to grow my fingernails out but, i then adopted the horrible habit of picking at the skin around my nails. i know it's gross but i cant stop.

6 i enjoy coffee table books, especially those containing beautiful large photographs. i think they should make one with all the pictures taken on America's Next Top Model.

7 One of my favorite smells, is the alluring scent of a new shower curtain, very similar to the smell of new inflatable pool floats, swimmies, and little kid's bathtub books. (i am aware that is strange)

8 i have started my nightly prayers the same way every night for at least the past 13 years.

9 i can sing the entire theme song for "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" except for that last elusive verse that was deleted probably after about 4 episodes.

10 i taking pictures of just about anything!

11 i got mad skills when it comes to The Game of Connect Four.

12 it drives me crazy when people repetitively click their pens, tap the table with a pencil, chew on ice, or bounce their legs with nervous energy.

13 i'm a sucker for babies and little kids. they crack me up. they're fun to entertain, and unlike adults just about anything you do will make them laugh, the're easy to please, they tell the truth, they still believe in things like the tooth fairy, Santa Claus money, BFFE, boys with cooties, and the worst part of the day involving a misplaced elmo or a bonk on the head from the coffee table. the only judgement they pass on you isnt a question of your values, morals, social status, or achievements, but rather, your ability to race to the other end of a tunnel, hide behind two hands and pop back out, how fast you can dress a babydoll, and whether or not the contents in your hands involve a bubbly soft drink, or a chocolate cookie. But don't worry....for those of you concerned, just because i like to play with babies does NOT mean I'll be dropping out of med school anytime soon to have my own.

14 If i like a movie, i can extensively quote it after seeing it once.

15 when i drink iced tea, even with just artificial sweetner, i get rediculously hyper. this is apparently a genetic trait inherited from my father.

>>Tell us something RaNdOm about U<<

**btw...my personal weather authority has informed me that we may get *snow* here tomorrow. cross your fingers. i snow!**

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

oh baby! how things can change...

Lucy Kate....
sparkles, with those beautiful baby blues!

Regan Presley....
is Sassy like mamma & Silly like daddy :)


Laila Paige...
likes to smile. after the camera goes off!



Ava Conroy...
never stays still long enough for a point&shoot to focus!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

there are more important things....

Two posts in one night? I know...I know...
I should be studying, it's a sickness in itself.
Sometimes I have to stop and remind myself of
the things that truly matter in my life.
Found this tonight on the blog of an incredibly strong,
very blessed young woman.
Her name is Alison and she is a 26 year old diagnosed
with Neuroendocrine (Carcinoid) Tumor,
Stage IV Cancer, in June of 2006.
She is still fighting cancer with love and prayers of family,
friends, strangers, and an incredible husband:
(Thanks to Sara for leading me to this blog)

"If I approach something in dread, I’m setting myself up for misery before I even begin because dread creates stress. But if I refuse to dread or have a negative outlook, I open the door for God to work supernaturally and help me. The choice is mine.....Even though we’ll be faced with challenging and stressful situations that won’t always be easy to handle, He assures us that nothing can defeat us if we handle things the right way—His way! Luke 10:19 says, Behold! I have given you authority and power to trample upon serpents and scorpions, and [physical and mental strength and ability] over all the power that the enemy [possesses]; and nothing shall in any way harm you."

This really touched my heart. It is so true...each day we have the ability and the choice to accept the glorious gifts that God has placed in our lives, and in our hearts. Even the scariest obstacles can be surmounted by placing our trust in His strength. For those who can't find the strength to start one day, or everyday, without dread, my prayer is simply for them to ask.

-goodnight all.

who knows what's goin' on up there?

here's a little sneak peak.....
I think for spring break this year I should go to florida to see my aunt, uncle, cousins, and my grandma. Plus, I want to study for the boards with the sand between my toes.

When I pulled into our subdivision today, there was an SUV behind me. I assumed the driver to be a mom, based on the fact that there was a kid in the passenger seat about 12ish maybe, who was asleep with his/her head against the window and their neck bent all akward. It reminded me of when I used to fall asleep in the car. I'd do that wierd twitch thing people do when they sleep, and I'd kick the dashboard and wake up. Almost every single time mom would say "I dont know how you're ever going to get your license. You cant even make it from florence to walton, you'll fall asleep at the wheel!"

I'm becoming proficient at procrastination....especially with the laundry.

I like watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County". Lauri might be my favorite. She's on her third marriage, but I think she's really down to earth and not as nearly self absorbed as the other wives. Even with her uh hum, 5 carot diamond engagement ring she does normal things like painting the inside of her closets, cutting flowers in her garden, watching project runway, riding horses, and planning a family vacation in an RV (not to a 5 star resort like her fiance' and kids would prefer) to go camping in yellowstone, soft tents and all. I must admit though, I nearly fell off the elliptical machine when she tried on an $18,700 wedding dress!

We got so many nice things for Christmas this year, but I have no where to put anything away. I really need to purge some things throughout the house and in storage but, i just havent had the time.

Today I decided that New Year's resolutions are overwhelming. Which is probably why most people give up on them after about a week or two, a month at most. Why should we only get one day a year to start fresh? So, I'm going to start making new Month resolutions. If I reach my goal, keep my resolution, then I've accomplished something that month. If I dont make one then, no big loss. Baby steps.

I love the new rainfall shower head I got for Christmas. I now have enough water pressure to actually rinse out my hair, but it's probably going to make our water bill go up because I stay in the shower longer.

People in Louisville.... Can. Not. Drive. At All. I can't stand the section on Shelbyville road from St. Matthew's mall, to Hurstborne road. People wait to merge at the last second....like when their lane is gone. No one, I repeat, No one uses blinkers. But, that's ok with them because apparently their car is 3x smaller than the size of what it actually is, and they can definately fit in between my bumper and the car four feet in front of me. Yesterday, for about three minutes I watched the woman behind me in a big navigator slowly creep up to my back bumper because she was leaning over picking things up off the floor. Pay attention!

Perusing photography websites last night, I kept running into galleries of maternity pictures. I've expressed this before and will say it again, these pictures creep me out. The fully clothed big belly pics, the hands in a heart around the belly button, even the tape measure around the belly....those I can handle. Not for me, but I think if done right they can be very beautiful. But seriously, the pics of naked prego ladies with sheer sheets around their waist, some even with the naked dad sitting behind them with his hands on the belly? Freakin' wierd. ok. And let's not forget, while browsing through these pics (take a look under "expectations") deciding which ones are decent and which socially uncomfortable ones people would pick out 8X10s of for their family room......Bam! Fully naked pregers nipples and all. Right there on the internet. Really? What if you walked into someones house and saw that in a nursery?!! Think about it, if she (and there were multiple ones) didnt care for it to be posted on the internet she's bound to have it hangin up somewhere.

There's so many pictures on my computer that I only have roughly 5% of my total memory left. Pictures I've taken, not creepy ones from the internet.

Monday, January 7, 2008

NOT again!!!

Awww....i feel soooo loved! Thanks for the comments guys :) Sadly, that's the highlight of my day. Especially after spending 3.5 hrs this morning working on 7 practice problems for pharm. that's right, 7 problems, 3.5 hrs. Yuck! Thank God i never wanted to be a pharmacist.

And now, an explanation for the post title.

This past saturday night, i had MY WIERD dream AGAIN!!! For those that have heard before......I keep having this reoccuring dream over the past like 5 or 6 years. the dream is slightly different each time but the premise is ALWAYS the same. MY TEETH FALL OUT! not like one or two. not a loose tooth. not a chipped tooth. there's never any blood, but my teeth come out in shattered pieces. rather, i'm always spitting them out. and little pieces are always left. most of the time its my front teeth and in my dream no matter what's happening i'm only concerned about losing all my teeth. i end up running somewhere for help.

this most recent visit with my dream, i was at some sort of party. i cant remember with who or what for. all i know, is this time was THE worst. i was spitting out almost all of my molars, and always into my hands like i'm trying to save them. i went into a bathroom and filled my hands with water to rinse out my mouth. over and over. in my dream i tried to get help from uncle andy (aka my dentist). we collectively decided that i always feel this wierd pressure before my teeth shatter because i have three wisdom teeth left. this pushes all my other teeth "off track" and they hit in the wrong spot. and break. this dream freaks me out every time i have it. i always wake up in a panic. argh. i dont know what it means so i went to a couple different random websites and looked some stuff up. take this for what you will????

  • Common dream scenarios include having your teeth crumbling in your hands or your teeth falling out one by one with just a light tap. Such dreams are not only horrifying and shocking, but often leaves the dreamer with a lasting image of the dream. One theory is that dreams about your teeth reflect your anxiety about your appearance and how others perceive you.
  • These dreams may stem from a fear of your sexual impotence or the consequences of getting old-i am turning 24 ya know.
  • Another rationalization for these falling teeth dream may be rooted in your fear of being embarrassed or making a fool of yourself in some specific situation. These dreams are an over-exaggeration of your worries and anxiety.
  • Teeth are used to bite, tear, chew and gnaw. In this regard, teeth represent power. And the loss of teeth in your dream may be from a sense of powerlessness
  • Are you lacking power in some current situation? You feel frustrated when your voice is not being heard. You may be experiencing feelings of inferiority and a lack of self-confidence in some situation or relationship in your life. This dream is an indication that you need to be more assertive and believe in the value of your own opinion.-does this really sound like me??
  • Traditionally, it was thought that dreaming you did not have teeth, represents malnutrition which may be applicable to some dreamers.-ok this could still be a front runner
  • Normally an unfavorable sign in a dream. It signifies displeasure and also shows that you are afraid of losing someone dear to you. -who isnt afraid of losing someone close?

How would you interpret my dream?


Do you have any dreams that you claim as Yours?


Saturday, January 5, 2008

is it just me?

I'm not real sure if anyone is actually reading this...come on people leave some comments!
Mom, I know you couldnt post a comment unless you registered, so I went investigating. Problem resolved, changed the settings so now anyone can post anonymously without having a google account. Instead of babbling today,
I'm posting some of my favorite pictures from this holiday season :]

Lucy Kate, 07

Tara-ANTM photo shoot

My friend Nikki with her new baby Olivia Michelle

Kaylee&Lauren, Christmas Eve 07

LuLu 07

Mamaw&Grandpa Jack, Christmas Eve 07

Tyler, Erin, Tara 12.24.07

LK, Christmas Eve

LucyKate&Mommy

Erin&Joe get ENGAGED!

12.25.07

more LK...i can't help it if my niece is adorable!


madison & "tater"


tara, festival of lights 07


Mom & Dad

Festival of Lights 07

Friday, January 4, 2008

TGIF

whew. i know i really can't complain but I feel like this week has been forever long. new year's eve was great but it was hard dragging ourselves back to louisville. it was even more difficult waking up and having class from 8-4 on wednesday, class from 8-5 then clinic from 530-730 on thursday, and class again today from 9-445. Even though the days have been long, one thing i actually love about med school are the absolute random comments and conversations i've heard in between the team based learning sessions, and covering over 95 pages of pharmacology in 3 days. i'm convinced you can't become a doctor without having a twisted sense of humor. you have to delight in the smallest moments.....i know it's what gets me through the day. here are just a few comments i've heard the past few days...

whatdya ya studying over there?..... the Uvula?
the what? which section are you in?...the Uvula....are you sure?
Oh! HaHa! It's the Vulva! wow.
Are you dyslexic?
Not with letters, just with numbers.

during a pharm lecture:
What the hell did she just say?
i have no idea, i'm not sure she's even speaking english.
i'll i've gotten is....uh hum. *cough* sorry (tap tap tap)
what did she say?.......Apocrine.
What?....Apocrine.....why did i not hear that
that's the only word i've gotten so far.

did anyone understand any of that? there was like 38 equations.
well atleast we dont have to know those last 5 with the stars by them.
that lecture. wow.
yeah uh steve.....how many tutors are we going to have available for pharm?

you know they just aren't getting it. you cant take these doctors on cocaine who've been junkies for awhile and treat them like doctors while they're in rehab. you're never going to help them.

do you think if someone is coming in for the results of their HIV test, you're really gonna sit there and chat it up for 15 minutes before you tell them it came up negative?

it was good that you picked up on that. i probably just by passed it and figured he was someone who sticks things in his ears.

why is it when we come to medical school we have to learn how to be pharmacists....dentists...nurses.....the nutritionist...counselors.....i'm not gonna remember this crap, i'll just call the pharmacy or refer them to someone else.

I hear the elderly population has the fastest growing rate of STDs.

So we really don't get to use a calculator on the quiz. i CANT do natural log in my HEAD!

So are you and your wife going to have another baby?
yeah probably this time next year. then that's it if it's a girl.
good luck with that, i've heard there are different positions to try that guarantee a girl.
yeah right. there's like thousands of sperm. i might as well be cheering "come on X"
you know you could always have those spun down and implant an X to get a girl, but i dont think that's very natural really.
sure it is. natural selection.

a condom for that? really? that never would have even crossed my mind. I mean who is really going around doing that to random people?
15 year old high school girls. that's who.
well, i'm not going to ask some old guy that. people shouldnt be allowed to have sex once they are like 65. that's nasty.
what? that's so wrong. it's not like you have to watch them or anything. so you're saying someone like brad pitt...when he turns 65, he cant do that anymore?
well.....him i'll allow.

are you and matt gonna have a baby when we graduate?
uh...probably sometime during residency.
good. you guys will make cute babies. short. but cute.

.......and finally, to end my week with a comment from my wonderful husband.....
e: i wouldnt kiss me, my breath stinks.
m: oh! wow!....yeah that's real heavy...smells like morning breath...and cheese.
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i hope you're able to enjoy those special "moments" during your day ;)

Thursday, January 3, 2008

party like it's 2008?!






I've had lofty goals of posting over the past 2 days but man.....getting back into the swing of things has been flat out crazy! School hasn't wasted any time stickin' it to me. I hope everyone has had a wonderful week after celebrating the arrival of the New Year ;) We had so much fun New Year's Eve at mom and dad's. Tara turned 19! The guys and girls toasted to their future endeavors, everyone tried new things, and we could not have asked for anything more than to ring in the New Year surrounded by family, friends, and loved ones. Can you believe it's already 2008??? I graduated from high school 6 years ago....holy cow! No time to reflect on the past with this gift of a new year ahead of us. What will you do with?


....Happy NEW Year!!!




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